Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Day 12

My discoveries for the day...

The last time Adam Thorpe was in the Spiegeltent he was doing an event with Hilary Mantel (left), who was writing 'Wolf Hall' at the time. Adam asked her what she was working on, and she said it was a novel about Thomas Cromwell. “Oh”, Adam remembers saying sarcastically; “that'll go down well”.

The rest is history.



Given that Charlotte Square Gardens is slap bang in the middle of Scotland's capital city (which, in turn, is slap bang in the middle of festival season), noise from the outside world sometimes slips into the ambiance of the theatres. But this has always been dealt with to great effect in the events I've been to. Danny Wallace said of the rainstorm - “I have angered Thor”. Adam Thorpe said of the sirens - “I specifically asked for these sound effects”. When a plane flew very low over the Gardens, Stuart Kelly remarked - “you'll always remember you were at the Book Festival the day war broke out”. And, the other day, when a group of girls were heard squealing outside the Main Theatre, an audience member leaned over and said to me “crikey, you'd think Jacqueline Wilson was out there or something”. Sure enough, when I went outside, there was Jacqueline Wilson herself, talking animatedly to a group of eager fans. What a lucky guess.

Claire Kilroy's gothic novel, 'The Devil I Know', was not supposed to be gothic. But while she was writing it, the Irish economic situation was dominating the news, which she heard through the radio. “ATMs will freeze, hospitals will close. Go buy some tin peaches because it might be the last meal you have in a while”. And, before she knew it, her writing was reflecting that looming asperity.



Each day at the Book Festival has been jam-packed with authors performing readings of their work, be them funny, moving, haunting, inspiring, or all of the above. But next time you hear a reading, make sure you bring the original text along... because Karen Campbell has confessed to occasionally self-editing as she reads out her work to an audience! I wonder if any other Book Festival authors do this. Let's keep a very sharp eye out. And if you catch someone doing it, heckle! Loudly.

(Don't.)

(I said don't!)

Day 11 and a half

Not sure what events to go to? Here are some recommendations for the next few days. 

This evening (Wednesday 22nd)


This is a unique chance to hear from an eclectic Book Festival author, artist and film-maker. In 2011 he won Sweden's Astrid Lindgren Memorial Award and an Academy Award. This year he's sharing his experiences and inspirations with a lucky Book Festival audience. He's on at 5PM in the ScottishPower Studio Theatre.
The idea that I actually need to say anything persuasive about this fellow is a bit silly. So I'll just say his name. Iain Banks. Iain Banks will be here. 8PM in the RBS Main Theatre.



Tomorrow (Thursday 23rd)


There's a whole host of great events on Thursday, and this one is right up there. Professor Paul Broda (left) will be speaking with Tam Dalyell about some astonishing political truths. Paul Broda's stepfather was Alan Nunn May - a Soviet spy. Hear about the history and resonance of this at 5PM in the ScottishPower Studio Theatre.
Sex, secrets and dangerous whims - the incredibly successful writer of 'The Suspicions of Mr Whicher' has penned a new Victorian scandal to match it. Join her at 11.30AM in the RBS Main Theatre. The tickets are hot, so don't burn your fingers.


The day after tomorrow (Friday 24th)


As recommended events go, I'm recommending this one fiercely. I might tantrum if you don't go. Carol Ann Duffy is - obviously - Poet Laureate. She will be joined not only by her fervent talent, but by musician John Sampson. This unmissable event is on at 4.30PM in the RBS Main Theatre.

This children's event on Friday afternoon sounds fantastic. The Book Festival can offer young 'uns a peek inside James Carter's brain - and it's a brain full of bewitching imagination and wild poetry. Ideal for kids aged 6 to 10. Join us at 1.30PM in the RBS Imagination Lab. And you may want to take the name of the venue, "Imagination Lab", literally.

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Day 11

Discoveries aplenty! Let us delve into them. Starting with my favourite...

Reports of strange Book Festival related dreams have been cropping up all over the place. We know that Chika Unigwe had a dream before the Writers' Conference that Woody Allen came to tell her that all writers were rule-breakers, but you probably didn't know that at least two audience members have dreamed that the Gruffalo is the secret brains behind the Book Festival.

Additionally, one staff member had a dream that the entire front row of seats in the Main Theatre had been put in the wrong way round, and I myself had a dream that the Front of House staff had been called up to be told about someone's disability requirement, which was that they were lonely and needed a hug before each event. Someone also mentioned that they fell asleep in Charlotte Square Gardens and was allegedly woken up by Vimes from Terry Pratchett's 'Discworld'. Were they sure that was a dream? You never know with the Book Festival.

Rubbing shoulders with your heroes at the front of a signing queue is a real highlight for many Book Festival visitors – and it can make your career. Once upon a time, theatre director David Johnstone was queuing to have his book signed by Ben Okri (left). David mentioned that he was a director, and Ben scribbled his phone number beneath his autograph. Now David is directing the theatre adaption of Ben Okri's 'The Comic Destiny'.


Today in his event, Antony Beevor said: “'I'm convinced the US was right to drop the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki”. A juicily controversial assertion! When taken out of context. So I asked Antony to contextualise it, and he kindly agreed, explaining that without the bombings significantly more causalities would have been caused by war and starvation in Japan.



John Burnside has written and spoken about wind turbines and their effects, and, as someone who knows a great deal about them, he adds his knowledge to the relevant Wikipedia pages – only for his edits to be immediately removed by the organisations that own the turbines.





Official yurt doodler Mo bagged her first posed Book Festival models. She usually goes for candid sketches, but today both China MiƩville and Ewan Morrison (left) sat for her. And they didn't wriggle.







Speaking of China and Ewan, the last of the Book Festival's Writers' Conferences was today. It was about the future of the novel, and sparked as much passion as the Conference did on previous days. (And you can re-live those days on the Writers' Conference website.)

While the Writers' Conference as a quintet of events provoked mostly agreement, a remark that came up time and time again was that rarely were any clear conclusions made. But the idea of concluding any discussion on the very free and very profound topic of literature is a distressing one.

If you love to debate (or, as your friends and family call it, “bicker”), you'll know that the very act of debate is intrinsically satisfying, and is not a means to an end at all. I fear the people who crave full stops and neatly-tied loose ends for the Writers' Conference are very sensible and tidy people. And none of my favourite writers are sensible or tidy.

If the Writers' Conference has left you utterly buzzing, but without a sense of resolution, then I believe it has done its job beautifully.

Most of the feedback on the Writers' Conference was as erudite as the writers themselves, but in my opinion the most expressive and telling feedback was the far less articulate stuff to be overheard while leaving the Writers' Conference.

At one point I heard: “Jackie Kay is so completely... she's just so completely... you know?” and “Ben Okri has this way of speaking, it's just... actually, I don't know what it is... but wow...” and “Ewan Morrison does this amazing thing when he makes a point; he sort of... he just... he kind of just...” and “how does China MiĆ©ville actually be like that? I can't even... I can't begin to...” and “Chika Unigwe, she's just so... so... she's just so...”

I know exactly what they mean.

Monday, 20 August 2012

Day 10

A hefty array of discoveries today, made in events and around the Book Festival.

One of Chika Unigwe's favourite songs as a child was 'Let's Talk About Sex' by Salt n Pepa, but she was so nervous of the forbidden word “sex” that she replaced it with the word “bread” when she was singing along. “Let's talk about bread, baby”!





Have you spotted any filming in the events? Well, those lovely folk have their work cut out. Today there were two cameras, a sound recordist and a director in the RBS Main Theatre – and that's not counting the other, separate crew in there. As for the now-notorious Writers' Conference live stream, those cameras roam. And the talented people behind them have to make judgment calls on what reactions to pick out of the audience. I promised that I would pull some exuberant responsive expressions for next time.


Musician Nile Rodgers was a huge star at the Book Festival yesterday, and, as it turns out, he was as moved as we were. In the run-up to his time at the Book Festival he penned an inspired blog post which, among other things, shared his love of being called an “author”, and afterward the famous New Yorker said that “Edinburgh is a remarkable place. I'll never forget this experience.”




When Jeanette Winterson was seven years old, her adoptive mother read 'Jane Eyre' to her. Much later, Jeanette realised that her mother had been making up huge chunks of the story as she went along, having Jane marry St John Rivers and go away to do missionary work with him.





As you'll see from roaming around Charlotte Square Gardens, portrait photographer Chris Close gets his subjects to do some excellent things. The first week of the Book Festival was (of course) infused with Olympic fever, so he had plenty of authors doing Usain Bolt and Mo Farah's poses – including Michael Palin and Menzies Campbell...! But the highlight of this week was, perhaps, Steve Cole (left). Otherwise known as spiderman in a kilt.



The Writers' Conference is reaching and effecting more and more people – mainly thanks to the live videos and the participation on Twitter – but today it embraced a very practical move. When Junot DĆ­az (left) brought up the topic of Latino literature being banned in Arizona schools, there was an outcry from the writers present, and within minutes the idea was given to put together a statement from the writers present and use it to condemn the law. Tomorrow's Writers' Conference will see the statement shared, confirmed and signed.

Sunday, 19 August 2012

Day 9

I'm told there is a word hidden in the term "Book Festival". A word beginning with "B" and ending in "ook".

When I eventually figured out what this word was, I decided to spend some time today asking lots of people at the Book Festival a simple, joyous little question -- what are you reading at the moment?

So my list of discoveries today is substantial, and consists of what books are being devoured by Book Festival authors, staff, press, and, of course, members of the public, both young and not-so-young. And they're all bundled in together, because book-lovers are book-lovers, no matter how famous.

If you're looking for book recommendations right from the heart of the Book Festival, this is the list for you. Though don't try to read them all unless you have very, very, very eclectic tastes...

'Pulphead' by John Jeremiah Sullivan
Rob (in the press tent)

'Embassytown' by China MiƩville
Teresa Flavin (author)

'The Moon and Sixpence' by W Somerset Maugham
Kapka Kassabova (author)

'Ambition to Meaning' by Wayne W Dyer
Vicky (journalist)

'The Beautiful Indifference' by Sarah Hall
Roland (Programme Manager)

The Redbreast by Jo NesbĆø
Kristen (in the signing tent)

'The Betrayal' by Helen Dunmore
Nicola Morgan (author)




'Channel Sk1n' (an e-book) by Jeff Noon
Chris (photographer)

'N-W' by Zadie Smith
Nick (Book Festival Director)

'Gladiator' by Simon Scarrow
Nathaniel (aged 12)

'Violence' by Slavoj Žižek
Ewan Morrison (author)

'The Beano Annual 2012'
Sorley (aged 7)

'Bloodstone' by Gillian Philip
Daniela (Sorley's mum)



'International Private Law'
Lula (Front of House Supervisor)

'This is Not About Me' by Janice Galloway
Liz (in the bookshop)

'The Terror of Living' by Urban Waite
Mike (in the queue for Main Theatre)

'Midnight Swimmer' by Edward Wilson
Frances (Press Manager)

'The Impossible Dead' by Ian Rankin
Mike (in the queue for Peppers Theatre)

'Hawthorn and Child' by Keith Ridgway
Ian Rankin (author)


Day 8

This evening I spoke to someone who summed up her day at the Book Festival thus: “I feel like my life is sparkling”.

Here are my favourite discoveries today.

It has been a day for enthusiastic audiences at the Book Festival. Cheering, laughing, heckling, whooping, singing – and, for Michael Morpurgo, a standing ovation from a huge audience moved by his song, by his writing, and by his life.





Today's Writers' Conference on style versus content could not resist the hot literary topic of the moment: 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. Some objected to its involvement in the conference – and some objected fiercely – but there were voices of support. A book seller from Edinburgh mentioned that the book sells huge quantities in her shop, but those who buy it often come back later for more material to read. It has introduced the world of books to those who don't normally read. It is, as she said, an “entry drug into literature”

Most of us know that Danny Wallace started a country in his flat. But did you know that he then moved out of his flat and failed to tell the next occupant she's living in her own country? When he first opened his flat as a country, he invited local press to write about it. Then he framed the article and put it on top of a tall shelf, so that when the new owner is changing a light bulb she'll be met with the amazing surprise that she is living in an independent state.

There's a big board in the children's bookshop here at the Book Festival called “Hopes of a Nation”. Young visitors to the bookshop can write up their own hopes for the future.


Here are some of the contributions:

I wish people would be more respectful of people's opinions and views.
- Jessica (aged 14)

I hope my cardigan is found.
- Brodie (aged 3)

I hope Scotland has lots of rain so I can splash in puddles.
- Sophie (aged 6)

When I am older I hope there will be no more poor people.
- Poppy (aged 5)

I would like to be a doctor fairy princess. And live in Germany.
- Maya (aged 4 ½)

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Day 7 and a half

Time for another recommendations package, do you think? Yes? Yes, I do too.

This evening (Saturday 18th)


He seems to go out of his way to do unique things and talk about those unique things in a way that makes us laugh out loud. Tonight at 8.30PM in the ScottishPower Studio Theatre he'll be sharing his debut fiction, 'Charlotte Street', a story of a man fixated on the photographs inside a discarded disposable camera.

I've already seen both these very talented humans in action, and I can promise that they are extraordinarily engaging and likeable. Tonight at 7PM in the RBS Corner Theatre they'll be talking about their work. See you there!


Tomorrow (Sunday 19th)


Her keynote speech at the Writers' Conference today provoked whoops of appreciation and howls of laughter from the audience. Need I say more? Sunday will see her in the RBS Main Theatre at 11.30AM. Be there or face the consequences.

A much-beloved Scottish poet whose work never fails to produce both thought and emotion in its readers. See him in the ScottishPower Studio Theatre at 7PM this Sunday.



The day after tomorrow (Monday 20th)


This is a special one. It's for little 'uns – and big 'uns – and will feature chat about comedy, and why comedy can be particularly tricky. The participants are Liz Pichon (left), Rose Impey, and Philip Ardagh, who has recently been provoking (embarrassingly loud) guffaws on Twitter, so we'll see you in the RBS Corner Theatre at 5PM on Monday if you like a laugh. And who doesn't like a laugh?

I hesitate to mention this event here, because it's selling so fast it might get a nosebleed, but at time of writing there are still tickets available – so grab them now! Joyce Carol Oates is, of course, one of the world's most respected novelists. Her event is on Monday at 11.30AM in the RBS Main Theatre.